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Bitcoin’s holding steady, yeah, up 11% this week, flirting with that sweet $67k mark like it’s trying to revive Uptober. The big boys in the BTC camp are feeling confident, but there’s a weird, frothy storm brewing elsewhere—meme coins. And not just the usual suspects. We’re talking AI-generated degeneracy pushing these pumpers to the stratosphere. Money’s flowing back into crypto, and these volatile, sketchy tokens are taking advantage like vultures on roadkill.

Turbo Toad Blasts Off—AI Meme Madness

Forget Dogecoin’s modest 16% hop, there’s a new sheriff in town. Turbo Toad (TURBO), a meme coin born out of AI nonsense, just launched 71% into the sky. The origin story? Some dude asked ChatGPT back in April to come up with a meme coin, and voilà—Turbo Toad slithered out of the code. This bad boy comes packed with AI-backed tokenomics, fancy whitepapers no one reads, and degens who can’t resist a FOMO-triggered rocket.

Goatseus Maximus (GOAT) already paved the way, skyrocketing to a mind-boggling $285 million market cap in one week. Twitter’s AI chatbot, Truth Terminal, spilled out its name, and boom, meme degens latched on. One lucky maniac turned $5,500 into $1.5 million just like that. The FOMO’s contagious, and now every Degen Harry is hunting for the next “AI-inspired goldmine.”

AI Degens Hungry for Gains, Chasing AI Bones

Then there’s Andreessen Horowitz’s AI-related investment news, which threw even more gasoline on the fire. Degens went full Sherlock on Justine Moore’s Twitter announcement pic, featuring her dog, and next thing you know, TILLY (a16z AI Dog) was born. It shot to $8 million in market cap before collapsing to a sad $560,000. That’s meme coins for you—one minute you’re cruising, next you’re roadkill.

Bonk (BONK) on Solana jumped 16%, and Ethereum-based Neiro (NEIRO) jumped 18%, feeding off the same FOMO vibes. Meanwhile, 4chan’s Mog Coin (MOG) rallied 40% like some cult coin from the internet abyss. Solana’s Cat in a Dog’s World (MEW) wasn’t far behind, clawing its way up 49%.

Meme Coin Failures: Not All Frogs Moon

But for every moonshot, there’s a coin that crashes and burns. SuDeng (HIPPO), a sad offshoot of Sui chain’s Moodeng, tanked 21%. PUPS, hanging around the Bitcoin orbit, nosedived 18%. Even PepeCoin (PEPECOIN) couldn’t escape the bloodbath, dropping 13%. Some of these meme coins rise fast, but just as quick, they implode—nothing but vapor left in their wake.