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DOGE had its fun, rocketing after the election buzz like it was Elon’s pet rocket, with chatter that Musk’s gonna front a new Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) with Trump. But after all the hoopla, Dogecoin took a breather, and that’s when the alt-pack seized the stage with massive meme coin pumps.

DOGE Slows, Solana Spawns New Memetic Rivals

Even though DOGE’s numbers didn’t tank, it was only up 14.7%—ranking a lowly 57th among the top 100 meme coins in gains. Meanwhile, a Solana offspring hyped up by the D.O.G.E. drama boomed 82.5% in seven days. Another Solana native, BONK, wasn’t left out, bouncing 80.8% and making waves in the memeverse.

PEPE and BRETT Make Moves, But AI16Z Hits Warp Speed

PEPE, the classic frog icon, nearly quadrupled DOGE’s performance, pulling off a tidy 65.8% jump. Meanwhile, Base network’s BRETT gained a sturdy 41.4%. But let’s be real, they all got outgunned by the memetic anomalies. The AI-driven token AI16Z went pure interstellar, smashing a 693.9% pump, leaving traders’ jaws on the floor. At the same time, BAN, the meme coin riding on Comedian hype, did a cheeky 356.5% spike after Binance added it to the futures playbook.

Slippage Snags: Liquidity’s Shifty Game

Riding the meme coin rollercoaster isn’t all moonshots and green candles. Low-liquidity gems can pump hard, but when it’s exit time, slippage bites—hard. Selling in shallow waters can force a sharp discount. Just look at BARSIK, Solana’s meme riff on Hasbulla’s furry companion, which unleashed a wild 255,465% rip since its Pump.fun launch.

But here’s the catch—if you had a cool $1,000 staked at BARSIK’s genesis, you’d be staring at a potential $2.55 million bag. The kicker? Dumping that much in a low-liquidity pit would trigger massive slippage, tearing chunks off the sale value like a hungry whale. The meme game’s brutal, baby, and it’s not all unicorns and rainbows when the exit’s crowded.

Memecoins Hog the Speculative Spotlight

Dogecoin’s already leaning heavy on a bloated $55 trillion market cap, overshadowing underdogs like PEPE, which barely sniffs $9 trillion. Yet, it’s these micro-cap moonshots that turn heads and light up degens’ dreams. AI-fueled tokens, viral critter tributes, and pop culture chaos rule the meme coin playground, where fortunes flip faster than a double-spending attack on a dodgy chain. The memecoin bazaar’s wild as ever—never a dull block, always a fresh rug waiting.